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May 31,2008

Hollywood Movies | Comedy

Ratings: 6 / 10 from

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Length: 80 Minute(s)
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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Movie Parental Guide

nudity Not Rated, but would probably be Rated: R- Strong Crude Humor and Sexual Content, including Graphic Dialogue, Pervasive Language, Some Drug Use and Violence Multiple scenes of Melissa Cherry music videos which feature two scenes of simulated clothed fellatio and a scene of simulated clothed sex, along with seductive dancing and lyrics. An animated terrorist instruction video which features sex, fellatio, male masturbation, and multiple fully nude women. A gay cruise line ad that features anal sex - repeated three times, fellatio, a handjob, and erect penises through clothing. A man attempts to use a library book chute for masturbation. An erect penis is shown through clothing in a different skit. Two shots of a nude male bottom.
violence Multiple assaults and explosions, three fights, three instances of criminal threatening, two acts of gun violence, and one act of hatchet (?) violence. One decapitation (not bloody and clearly with a dummy head). One person commits mild self abuse. An audio CD of a simulated rape is played. A person is crushed to death (with fake looking gore/blood). Multiple acts of ice hockey violence against wheelchair bound player. A wheelchair bound person is thrown off a horse. A slightly bloody corpse is shown. Animal abuse against a kitten.
profanity Near constant instances of hard and soft profanity. Multiple instances of hard religious profanity and one instance of mild religious profanity. Multiple instances of "bitch". Two instances of "whore". One instance of "girlie". Multiple instances of "negro". One instance each of "darkie" and "n----r". Two instances of "gaywad" and one instance of "f-g". Multiple instances of "cock"and "balls". One instance each of "dick" and "nutsack". Three instances of "piss". One instance of the middle finger in a potentially offensive manner. One instance of "cum shot". One instance each of "douchebag" and "fool". Most of the storyline of the movie is centered around a man named "Cockpuncher" Fuck is used about 80 times.
alcohol Multiple instances of cigarette smoking. Three instances of cigar smoking. Two instances of marijuana smoking. Two instances of bong smoking. Three bags of marijuana are shown.
frightening Most of the humor in this film is intentionally offensive. Suitable for 14+ Contains strong sex references, language, moderate violence and drug references.

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