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The Ice Pirates (1984)

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A totally SPACED adventure! ...You have to be there to see it.

Mar 16,1984

Hollywood Movies | Comedy | Action

Ratings: 5.6 / 10 from

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Length: 91 Minute(s)
The time is the distant future, where by far the most precious commodity in the galaxy is water. The last surviving water planet was somehow removed to the unreachable centre of the galaxy at the end of the galactic trade wars. The galaxy is ruled by an evil emperor (John Carradine) presiding over a trade oligarchy that controls all mining and sale of ice from asteroids and comets.
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nudity A poster is shown with a nearly naked woman. A robot walks up to two men and asks if they want to see some titties. One lady's nipples are not shown but clearly poke through her clothing due to sexual arousal. There are some bikini-clad women. There's a non-explicit sex scene in a "pleasure chamber" with groping and moaning that goes on for 5 minutes.
violence During at attack scene there is some sword play and a man gets impaled through the back. Another man's hand gets cut off by a sword. some humanoid robots fight with swords and axes and some get chopped up. A prisoner is shot and killed. During a sword fight at a pirate bar, one man gets an arm cut off, another gets his head cut off.
profanity There are multiple instances of blasphemy, use of the 'd' word, and many uses of the 'h' word (10 or more). There are also a dozen or so crass words and phrases such as "bastard," "son of a b----," and the 's' word.
frightening Scene where the prisoners are processed, they are on a conveyor, and a machine comes down to cut their testicles off. No nudity or blood. Space Herpe emerges from egg and scurries about reminiscent of the alien movies which is kinda scary but meant to be funny.

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